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Pink Shoe LaRue: Love Between Teacher and Student? »

Good afternoon playaz!

A pimp like Pink Shoe LaRue was sippin’ a flute of Grand Vintage Moet & Chandon last night on my new Gucci couch while watchin’ Oprah. “Oprah?” you ask? Yes muddafucka, Oprah. How else am I going to study the deep mechanics of da mind of a ho? Anyway… I dozed off with a…

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Unpredictable Tumblog: Spend MORE time with those who really matter to us.. »

sharezfromdayz:

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’

DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.

SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’

DAD: ‘That’s none of your business. Why do…

tumblrsloth:

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When a bitch turns around and looks at you for no reason you’re like

Woop.

ihatemyparents:

This is bullshit, I didn’t even get paid to be the flower girl.